There’s no better tool than humor and modeling being silly with children to connect and have fun with them! Here’s a bunch of jokes for you to use to have joke-telling fun with your kids:
1. What did the pirate say at his 80th birthday party? Aye, matey!
2. I got to hang out with Mikey mouse the other day! But I got hurt! Know where I got hurt? Dis knee!
3. Why did the blind man fall down the well? Cuz he couldn’t see that well.
4. Why do cows have hooves? Cuz they lack toes
5. What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A labracadabrador
6. What did the farmer say to the dj at the garden party? Lettuce turnip the beets!
7. What did the buffalo say to his kid when dropping him off at school? Bison
8. Why do seagulls live by the sea? Cuz if they lived by the bay, they’d be bagels
9. What do you do when a bunch of minerals come to your front door? Vitamin!
10. Before you criticize someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if you do criticize them, they’re a mile away, and they have no shoes!